A Week Off From Fantasy Football
Not only did my "Squared Sevens" squad recover from a dismal 1-3 start to finish 8-4 and win the division... but we (yes, that's right, I said "we" in reference to my fantasy squad) get a bye in the first week.
That's right, bitch.
The 'Cuse Has Definitely Been In The House On My Team This Season.
Why am I so attached to this team?
1. Donovan McNabb, 25 points/game. Culpepper, Vick and Manning have gotten all the attention, but McNabb's performances this season have single-handedly accounted for at least five of my wins.
2. After absolutely blowing a third-round pick using Quinten Griffin on the Mike Shannahan RB Corrolary (someone for the Bronocos will average over 100 yards rushing), I was in dire straits by week 4, particularly with Deuce McAllister (first round) hurt with a high-ankle sprain (so high on his ankle I think it was actually a vaginal sprain). On the same day, I pick up Reuben Droughns (11.4 ppg), Willis McGahee (10 ppg) and the Jets defense, which turned out to be VASTLY underrated at 12 ppg. I mean, this one day of brilliant GM-ing (I was working the injured reserve slot overtime with Deuce's status changing constantly from probable to questionable) basically carried me to a division title.
Have fun worrying about your lineups on Saturday, you poor bastards. Me and my boys will be taking this week off.
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As always, your comments are welcome.
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That's right, bitch.
The 'Cuse Has Definitely Been In The House On My Team This Season.
Why am I so attached to this team?
1. Donovan McNabb, 25 points/game. Culpepper, Vick and Manning have gotten all the attention, but McNabb's performances this season have single-handedly accounted for at least five of my wins.
2. After absolutely blowing a third-round pick using Quinten Griffin on the Mike Shannahan RB Corrolary (someone for the Bronocos will average over 100 yards rushing), I was in dire straits by week 4, particularly with Deuce McAllister (first round) hurt with a high-ankle sprain (so high on his ankle I think it was actually a vaginal sprain). On the same day, I pick up Reuben Droughns (11.4 ppg), Willis McGahee (10 ppg) and the Jets defense, which turned out to be VASTLY underrated at 12 ppg. I mean, this one day of brilliant GM-ing (I was working the injured reserve slot overtime with Deuce's status changing constantly from probable to questionable) basically carried me to a division title.
Have fun worrying about your lineups on Saturday, you poor bastards. Me and my boys will be taking this week off.
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As always, your comments are welcome.
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